This Is Why Women Outlive Men. (HINT: Men Are Awesomely Insane And Reckless

It’s a statistical fact that on average women tend to live longer than men, and while scientists have numerous reasons for why that is, I think there is a far simpler explanation for that.

 

A Legendary Comedian George Carlin said it best; “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

Who needs hedge clippers and a ladder when you have a fancy lawn mower and a crane.

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At least these workers are pulling their weight instead of sitting around.

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Wow! Just start etching up that headstone for him right now.

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I mean seriously, what could possibly go wrong?

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These men will risk it all for a few minutes in the shade.

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Trust in the power of the flip-flop.

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This guy doesn’t need any pirates to tell him to walk the plank.

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You know what they say, cigarettes are a killer.

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Who needs opposable thumbs anyway? Certainly not this guy.

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Sometimes even the simplest household tasks are matters of life and death.

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Thinking on his feet…well, thinking on some buckets.

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Now there’s a shockingly bad idea.

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Boom goes the dynamite…any day now.

 

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The number on that door indicates how many lives cats have…not men.

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Ladders are for sissies anyway.

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Putting his life into his friend’s hands, well, his knee.

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At least he had the sense to trust the weight of that huge boulder to two sticks and not just one.

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This man is about to get fired.

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He looks really focused on the work. Clearly daydreaming about what other crazy things they can do next.

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